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Post by Jadeleaf on Oct 6, 2007 14:33:31 GMT -5
Sheesh, Halfear thought to himself. Hazelstars these days.... And muttered something about respect for elders... He was lagging behind a bit, but that was all according to plan. He scrunitized her with glaring eyes, plotting his next move.
OOC: What that is, is still undecided. But I felt like doing that anyways. It makes up for the lack of dramaticism in my life.
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Post by Iceflower on Oct 6, 2007 15:29:07 GMT -5
[glow=yellow,2,300]Firefly had been quite happy when Halfear was dragged back by his leader, and proceeded to resume her paw-grooming as if nothing had happened, not saying another word. When the patrol was heading back out, she turned and disappeared deeper into her island, where there weren't crazy, suicidal elders.[/glow]
Lionpride promptly decided that he should let Halfear sulk alone, and ended up walking next to Mosspelt. "Wasn't that fun?" he asked. It was hard to tell if he was being sarcastic or not.
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Post by Jadeleaf on Oct 7, 2007 20:07:27 GMT -5
And Halfear came up with his latest 'crazy, suicidal elder' plan. He was going to run back to camp at he speed of light, because he knew he was the fastest cat around. Of course, as an old, cranky, elder, he was obviously (according to his 'interesting' logic) faster than a bunch of young warriors and the Clan leader. And when he got back, he would leap onto Skystone and yowl, "Hazelstar has been assassinated, MWAHAHAHAHA as I, Hazelstar II, yowl for all cats old enough to catch their own prey for a Clan meeting I would like to announce that we have made a discovery called cheze. It is a strange yellow-orange and holy, holier than StarClan itself. It will take over the world, so we all have to evacuate! Run for your lives!" Yes. He could see it unfolding in his mind. Yes, yes, yes.
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Post by [X] Hazelstar on Oct 9, 2007 21:50:18 GMT -5
Hazelstar noticed a wiry glance from Halfear- as if the crazed elder had some sort of 'plan for domination,' or something. But she knew that was impossible.
She sighed, and left the loner alone to continue her patrol.
((the shortness is an excuse to ask this question: -flies- Should we patrol the StormClan border, or just say we did and get back to camp?))
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Post by Iceflower on Oct 10, 2007 16:34:06 GMT -5
((I vote say we did and threaten anyone who says otherwise with a lukewarm hot dog. :3))
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Post by Jadeleaf on Oct 10, 2007 19:57:50 GMT -5
OOC: yeah, lets do that.
In his head, Halfear muttered, three, two, one.... GO! He pushed on his back legs with all his might and sprinted at the speed of light a full three tail-legnths before crashing into Hazelstar. They rolled on for several fox-legnths before crashing into a................. bush. "Ah, eh, eeh, um, ehehe, yeah......" Flustered, Halfear stuttered meaningless jumbles of words. "The bush did it, I tell you! The bush is evil!!!!"
OOC: the other Bush is even evil-er. Sorry guys, freedom of speech! ^^Unless Hazel makes me..........
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Post by [X] Hazelstar on Oct 10, 2007 20:13:24 GMT -5
Hazelstar looked at Halfear and sighed. Stupid... She waddled back towards camp, an obvious mist of annoyance surrounding her.
(Continue this at Camp, k? ) (k) (who are you?) (i dunno) (...k)
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Post by Jadeleaf on Oct 10, 2007 20:17:04 GMT -5
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